On your markers, get set….

Because I forgot to marry Bill Gates, and cannot afford to have the house re-painted in VOC free paint once a week, I’ll never allow markers in the house. (I know, I know, I’m mean, mean mummy.)

However, for those parents who enjoy Jackson Pollock, Clementine art now offer natural markers, in addition to non-toxic play dough and paints. I doubt that they smell as delish as those crack for kids markers I loved as a child, and inhaled like a newly minted test off the mimeograph machine (oh, that purple magic!) – but our kids, hopefully, won’t have the waste dump of chemicals in their breast milk, or have the low sperm count that my generation has.

Great gift for an in law that you may loathe that has an immaculate all white Ian Shrager inspired house.

You know, the one who washes her kids hands 50 times a day as to keep the Shabby Chic slipcovers safe….

You know you want to.

Happy Weekend!